Mother’s Day Humour : 12 Things our Mothers Taught Us

African Parents Be like…..

1. My Mother taught me LOGIC “Because I said so, that’s why”

2. My Mother taught me more LOGIC “I am only beating you because I love you

3. My Mother taught me ANTICIPATION “Just wait till we get home”

4. My Mother taught me about STAMINA “You will sit there until all that food is finished”

5. My Mother taught me HUMOUR “You want to go to a party at night with your friends? We shall see”

6. My Mother taught me IRONY “Wipe those crocodile tears or I will give you something to cry about”

7. My Mother taught me RELIGION “You better pray that stain will come out of the carpet”

8. My Mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS “Shut your mouth and eat your dinner”

9. My Mother taught me about the 6th Sense “Your stomach is hurting because you are always watching TV”

10. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING “You will get it when we get home”

11. My Mother taught me GENETICS “You’re just like your father”

12. My Mother taught me JUSTICE “When you have kids I hope they turn out to be just like you”

Happy Mother’s Day!!

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