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I have pee’d in a bottle in a car!
I have pee’d in a bottle in a car! On a trip from Toronto to New York, I drank three cups of coffee — two hours later as we entered NY, I needed to pee but there was mad traffic and no exit on the Brooklyn bridge. So I had to jump to the back… Read More21 -
I think I am a mistake
I sometimes feel like (my being alive) is a mistake. Read More12 -
If money runs out….now you know
I secretly want to be a stripper. Read More40 -
I wish I had a sugar daddy
Being poor is soo hard, I secretly wish that I could just get a sugar daddies who can get me out of poverty! Read More10 -
But where is Mr right?
I am giving all this love and to the wrong guy, imagine what I could do for the right one? Read More20 -
My child has “the nanny” accent
My child’s accent is different than mine and I used to think it was so cute but then people started implying that I don’t spend as much time with him as the Nanny! So now I feel terrible about being a working mum but also that he has “the nanny’s “ accent ? Read More61 -
Runny tummy in the bundus..
I was on this road trip to shags with my family and I really had to poo because I had a runny tummy. We had to stop at some bushes and I went on a newspaper. I was so scared an animal would come from nowhere but I got the consolation that I was producing… Read More20 -
I was obsessed over someone I had never met
I met a guy once.. actually I didn’t meet him. I saw him at a new years event with someone I knew. My teenage self became so obsessed. I searched for him through Facebook for an entire week. I finally found him, sent a request, he responded immediately. After a few conversations I realized he… Read More31 -
Leaky bladder after a night-out..
After a drunk night out, my friend was too tired to go home so I let her crash at my house. In the middle of the morning/night (whatever it was) she needed to pee urgently. I don’t know what she saw but she went to my favourite camouflage bag, crouched above it and peed on… Read More51 -
Crushing on a hot doctor almost got me a cardiac arrest
I got into an accident sometime back, and there was a hot male doctor that came to attend to me. When he listened to my heart he said it was beating abnormally. Till today I am not sure if it was because he looked like a Greek God or because I knew I was going… Read More30 -
My toddler thinks I wear a diaper.
My toddler daughter walked in on me wearing a sanitary pad and asked me why I am wearing her diaper.. I had no words.. Read More41 -
I ignore people on purpose, and I love it!
I sometimes walk past people I know in public without acknowledging them because I can’t be bothered to say hi to them at that specific moment. (Insert evil laugh) Read More70