Quote of the day

The real crown jewels are ideas! E.C. McKenzie

Runny tummy in the bundus..

I was on this road trip to shags with my family and I really had to poo because I had a runny tummy. We had to stop at some bushes and I went on a newspaper. I was so scared an animal would come from nowhere but I got the consolation that I was producing manure. HAHAHAHAHA #noshame